The Hot Mom

A couple of teenagers drove by and yelled some cat-calls while I was at the park with the kids. The one comment I understood was, "show us your....let's just say "stuff." While they just blew by and yelled toward the general direction of the park, I know they were referring to me. All the other women at the park had their mom capris on. I on the other hand was sporting my stretchy men's running shorts & mismatched, oversized t-shirt with multi-colored paint stains on it. I'm sure it didn't hurt that I am also carrying around leftover baby weight equivalent to 3 large bags of potatoes. I'm not surprised that they couldn't control themselves at the sight of me.