I've got to go right now!

We've been discussing with Adam the things you should do privately such as adjusting your underwear and picking your nose. We've told him he needs to go to his room or the bathroom and clean house when he is by himself. During the most quiet, reverent portion of our sacrament service, Adam decides to announce, "I have to go to the bathroom --I need to pick my nose!" Ten minutes later he passed gas so loudly that all the members of the family next to us scooted, in unison, to the far side of the pew. (No pun intended) Now we have another thing to add to the list of "things to excuse yourself for."